JC 101
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Joined: 18 Jul 2003
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Location: Plymouth
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 Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 7:40 pm Post subject: Isn't teaching great? |
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From another messageboard:
| Quote: | As some of you may or may not know I am currently studying to become a primary school teacher. This involves me now teaching one day a week at a local primary school. I started last monday and today was my second day. Here are some funnies that you might appreciate and certainly made me smile.
Whilst learning about the great fire of London last monday.
Teacher "What shops were there in Pudding Lane"
Kid A "Sainsburys?"
Teacher "No....Anyone else"
Kid B "A meat shop?"
Teacher "Good. What do we call a shop that sells meat?" silence "It begins with a B....Bu...bu...."
Kid B "Fishmongers
Some today
Teacher "If you have more than one mouse what are they called"
Kid "Rats!"
And my favourite
Teacher "I need you to tell me an animal that had a gurrr sound in it. Tiger for example."
Kid "Gruffalo"
Gruffalo! None of the adults could keep a straight face  |
"Gruffalo"
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